lost and found002

i ran across a free sample booth at jerry’s today:
free sample giver outer: this here is egg nog….and the darker colored liquid is the light egg nog. both varities are on sale on aisle 3.
customer: hmm…okay, i think i’ll try the egg nog.
fsgo: you don’t want the egg nog, you want the light egg nog, it’s much better for you.
customer: yes, but it’s more expensive.
fsgo: not nearly as expensive as your hospital bills will be if you keep drinking regular egg nog.
another customer arrives at the booth.
customer #2: what’s this, egg nog? how’s that stuff taste?
fsgo: yes, egg nog, it’s thick, sort of like yo-j.
customer #2: oh. nevermind then. i only drink vodka.